John Barrowman (AKA Captain Jack Harkness of Doctor Who and Torchwood fame), shows Maria Von Trapp wannabes how it’s done…

So, I used to think that John Barrowman was a bit cute. I was pretty fond of him as Captain Jack in Doctor Who, and loved his sass (and his ass, I suppose!). I don’t know HOW I missed the fact that he had bits to perform on “How do you solve a problem called Maria” – yet another UK reality-talent show, basically a public audition for the role of Maria in The Sound Of Music. Anyway, someone directed me towards this video, where all of the auditionees have to snog him to see how they react to theatrical intimacy (cause it’d be such a chore – he’s a REALLY unattractive man – NOT!)

So here it is for your enjoyment, some scrumdiddly-umptious John Barrowman girlie-porn. The really good bit comes at about the 2 minute mark… mmmmm…