A bit of escapism:
I am curious about the story, but don’t have the time to read the book. Fortunately Judy has the speed reading and summarising skills to do it.
So don’t read this if you don’t want to know what happened!
This is Judy’s summary ….
The Order of the Phoenix gets Harry safely away from Privet Drive before his 17th birthday, and get attacked on the way by death eaters and Voldemort. Voldemort’s wand doesn’t work against Harry’s despite the fact that Voldemort got a new one made. Mad-eye Moody gets killed. Lupin and Tonks, and Bill and Fleur get married. Rita Skeeter publishes a nasty book about Dumbledore, claiming he was friends with Grindelwald, and involved in many dodgy dealings. Death eaters take over the Ministry of Magic, Harry, Ron and Hermione flee and live in the forests. Dumbledore left them Gryffindor’s sword and the ring
he’d had in the last book. They learn the sword destroys horcruxes (those bits of Voldie’s soul) and the ring has a stone that’s one of the “deathly hallows”
The deathly hallows are three artifacts that together let death be conquered: a cloak, a stone and a wand. The cloak is Harry’s invisibility cloak. They discover that Dumbledore used to be friends with the defeated wizard Grindlewald, and that together they were looking for these hallows.
Harry’s wand gets broken. He takes Draco’s in a fight. They manage to find and destroy the horcruxes that are Helga Hufflepuff’s cup, and Slytherin’s locket. Voldemort gets a new wand, but it still doesn’t work against Harry, so he tries to find the wand that is one of the deathly hallows (The Hallow was Dumbledore’s wand, so Voldemort sends Snape to steal it from Dumbledore’s grave). Snape gets Dumbledore’s wand, then Voldemort discovers he needs to conquer the last owner to get it. So he kills Snape and takes the wand. Harry finds Snape as he’s dying and Snape gives him his memories. Harry watches Snape’s memories and discovers (YAY) that Snape was good, loved Lily potter, killed Dumbledore on Dumbledore’s orders, etc. He killed Dumbledore because a) cursed hand was killing Dumbledore anyway, b) so Draco didn’t have to, c) so Snape stayed as a trusted agent, d) so Dumbledore wouldn’t die slowly or at hands of Death Eaters (fans were divided as to whether Snape was good or evil…we are vindicated, woohoo)
In Snape’s memories, Harry discovers that he (Harry) is also a horcrux, that when Voldie’s curse rebounded off Harry years ago, Voldie’s soul was torn, and a tiny piece lodged in Harry. This is why Harry has that connection through his scar. The memory was Dumbledore telling Snape that Harry had to die. So Harry is horrified…we’ve also had lots of plot build-up with learning that Dumbledore was friends with the evil wizard Grindelwald, and wanted to get the deathly hallows that conquer death, and all this. So Harry feels betrayed and used etc, we feel Dumbledore is nasty and manipulative.
Voldie realises that almost all of his horcruxes are gone or endangered, and goes to Hogwarts with death eaters to secure one of the last ones. Harry and all the order go there too to try to get this one. There is major fighting in Hogwarts. Percy Weasley comes back to fight for the order. Fred Weasley is killed, as are Tonks and Lupin (leaving an orphaned son: Teddy), and Colin Creevey, who sneaked back in to fight despite being under age.
So…Harry destroys that horcrux, leaving himself and Nagini as the only two.
Voldie pulls back from Hogwarts into forest and demands that Harry be sent out - or he’ll destroy castle and everything in it. Harry knows he must let Voldemort kill him.
Harry tells Neville Longbottom that Nagini the snake must be killed, then goes out to Voldemort, is not holding his wand, and Voldemort casts the killing curse on him. Harry wakes up in sort of afterlife/waiting place and Dumbledore is there. Dumbledore explains that Harry isn’t dead…just in limbo.
When Voldemort came back to life in half blood prince he used Harry’s blood. So some of the protection given by Lily’s sacrifice is shared. So Voldemort tethers Harry to life just as Harry was holding Voldemort to life and the killing curse killed the piece of Voldemort’s soul in Harry Dumbledore tells Harry he has the choice - he can die here, or go back and try to finish things.
So Harry goes back to his body, which is lying looking dead at Voldie’s feet. Voldemort makes Narcissa Malfoy check if Harry’s really dead - but Narcissa whispers to Harry asking if Draco’s alive. Harry reassures her and Narcissa lies to the Dark Lord – telling him Harry is dead. The death eaters and Voldemort take Harry’s body and march on Hogwarts
Another battle ensues.
When nobody’s paying attention to Harry’s “body”, he pulls out his invisibility cloak and wand, and hides. Neville Longbottom attacks Voldemort. Voldemort decides to destroy the sorting hat and Neville at the same time, and puts the sorting hat on Neville’s head and sets fire to it. Neville shakes off that curse. You’ll remember that a true Gryffindor can pull the sword out of the hat? Neville does this, and kills Nagini. Harry appears at this point, and he and Voldemort start circling each other….
So then Harry points out to Voldemort that Snape was Dumbledore’s man the whole time and that Harry was willing to give his life for all these people at Hogwarts, so Voldemort’s spells don’t work that well against them: like Lily’s protection all over again. Harry also points out that since Snape didn’t actually conquer Dumbledore - because Dumbledore chose to die - that Snape wasn’t really the master of that wand.
So since the wand only actually belongs to someone if they conquered its previous master… Voldemort isn’t really the master of that wand. The last person Dumbledore was actually “beaten” by was Draco Malfoy, back just before he died, when Draco seized Dumbledore’s wand, and since Harry beat Draco (which I casually mentioned earlier) the wand Voldemort is using - the really powerful deathly hallows wand - actually answers to Harry.
Harry casts expelliarmus. Voldie casts avada kedavra: the killing curse rebounds on Voldemort, the expelliarmus works, Harry seizes the deathly hallows wand, and Voldemort is dead.
Then we get an epilogue 19 years later, where Harry and Ginny are married, as are Ron and Hermione… and they’re putting their kids on the train to Hogwarts. Harry and Ginny have three kids; James, Albus Severus, and Lily. Ron and Hermione have two children, and Teddy Lupin is dating Bill and Fleur’s daughter.
They all lived happily ever after.
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Best line of the book: Fred: “people, don’t get lulled into a false sense of security, thinking [Voldemort’s] out of the country. Maybe he is, maybe he isn’t, but the fact remains he can move faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo when he wants to”.